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Monday, July 14, 2003
In Other News, Marlborough Man Stops Smoking, Takes Up Spinach
McDonald's reports that its floundering sales have been revived by sales of salads.
Which just goes to show - you should always stick with the product line that people identify you with most. Unless that product line is whips and buggies, or boring hamburgers that 9-year-old kids won't eat because they're "dieting."
Ironically, Wendy's new salads have more calories than their hamburgers.
I await the rise of the truly visionary fast food joint that comes out with my personal favorite, the incredibly tasty "egg whites and spinach with a hint of Barberian's steak seasoning." Washed down with a glass of heart-protecting wine, preferably.
Posted by
Andrew Goodman
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