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Sample Hypothetical John Battelle Tweets

So John Battelle is hopping on Twitter. I have yet to be lured, so bear with me as I attempt to satirize without deep first-hand knowledge.

Here are some samples of the types of posts we are likely to see in the coming months. It is tough to Twitterize these down from his usual blog posts... but here's a try.

• "So Google just acquired Volvo! Cool for a number of reasons. I will have a *lot more* to say about this but right now I am slammed at SXSW and will be back up for air soon."
• "Holidays. Just loading up the jalopy right now taking the family down to Panama - I sure picked a crazy week to take off what with Larry Page turning out to be Obama's surprise choice for VP... lots happening... back next week..."
• Intrigued by the nonexistent Twitter ad model. More to come...

Just kidding around of course :) - and I won't be going from B-List blogger to C-list Tweeter anytime soon thank you very much... (I figure you drop a level as soon as you start to Twitter...)

Back soon!

Posted by Andrew Goodman
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